Memories

This pic is old as are the comments made below! Yes, yes I am standing with old time white rapper Snow! We're tight LOL

...Please let me know one memory you have with me in it. The first one that comes to mind!

It can be anything....truth or dare sexy parties in padded storage units... watching people jump of the Scarborough bluffs... running into celebrities in the park... dressing up like elves and walking in parades... barkinis (BBQ's in bakinis), come on people... there is always a story! ;)

THESE ARE ALL LIKE A YEAR OLD! I WILL DO A NEW ONE SOON! Originally posted on facebook...

1)Jecinda

"Aww dude... you already mentioned the 2 good ones I had. :P"

2)Ian

"Just remember that your click were some of the select few that actually got to sit inside the plaza bar during lunch period. You were one of the rare cools ones. Oh, and Leigh trying to kill me for calling her by her real first name (that which shall not be mentioned). aahhh to be young again"

3)Natalie

"Hey,.... Umm I remember you from English class I think it was Grade 9.. Umm I dont think we were friends then because I thought you were weird!! BUT we became friends later.. too bad she left.. ANYWAY.. Laurier was just a pile of DRAMA!!! ... All I have to say is I miss you and the cookies at the bakery beside the school... espcially the macademian and white chocolate.. AHHH those were good! LOLOL!"

4)Ryan

"Well I'm gonna steal what you said cause it was just such a great memory. Two words.....Bon Fire lol"

5)Robbie

"Not that many recent memories of you since I haven't seen you for so long but I remember more about your family as a whole. They were always kind to animals. her eldest brother always had his own private zoo in the house (dogs,cats, turtles, lizards, birds). The dad was building his own fishing hole so he could fish, and then release them back into the water.
What are you up to now?"

6)Liane

"You wouldn't believe what the first memory is that popped into my head... LOL! Giving our Families in Society teacher a complete melt down. I think her name was Ms. McInnis or something like that... I don't remember though! We were complete assholes to her... I'm not saying she didn't deserve it... We all know she did... but we were so mean to her! haha!!!! "

7)Katie

"LOL Well I remember we were at your house... drinking and we went to the park... Apparently I had way too much to drink and someone had to carry my sorry ass back to your house lol :P

8)Kimberly

"It's not a memory per say, but I just remember you had such amazing eyes, and I would always tell you that... they were like lime-ish green.. I dont know, absolutely gorgeous though!"


9)Reid

"I remember chillin out back of your place behind your stagnant pool with your brother and getting drunk and high as hell. Then you would strole over with some of your friends and join in the drinking and the playing of badminton with rocks we found on the ground. The time your dad came back and caught us drinking and was pissed and made us all leave haha. We probably just went to the school. Or how bout all the good times chillin at Zenith's. Ah good ole ghetto Zenith's aka Coffee Group 21 aka no longer exists haha."

10)Hayley

"Remember that time when we froze our asses off then got drunk when you had two exams the next day...oh wait... that was earlier this week hahahaha"

11)Rebekah

"The first time I met our darling was in my intro to soc class in first year. I hated the class and I didn't know anyone. She sat beside me and offered me a piece of gum and I instantaneously thought she rocked. Okay...so then we had numerous study groups, most of which occured at her place and I had the pleasure of meeting her now ex-boyfriend, who by the way, was on the Camilla Scott talk show. Does it get any better than that? Wait, yes it does! She has the cutest little puppy in the world who tried to pee in my shoe. All in all, it was super awesome"

12)Naz

"....A special memory I have is when we all (Aynsley, Mel, another WRC volunteer and moi) went to see Running w/scissors, but because there were no more seats left, we went to see the Illusionist instead. Now the movie was fabuloso, but afterwards, while riding the bus home, all three of us (Aynsley, you and moi) certainly enjoyed a wonderful *winks* conversation with the bus driver, who was the same bus driver, you and Aynsley apparently befriended while we were busing to the theatre. It was pretty much just some good ole' fashioned shits and giggles, but it was awesome. Especially the next day during my economics midterm when I wished I had studied for it, but didn't regret the rad time I had the night before. Best time eva', especially on the eve of my first midterm in Uni.
*sighs*...t'was a great time and the memories all still w/moi, even if it was a mini-significant event. "


13)Stephanie

"My Memory is an old one! First day of Grade six at a brand new school. Standing there madder then hell, all I wanted was to be back at my old school with my old friends. You walked up to me Said " HI, I'm _______, what grade r u in?" haha from there we developed what eventually became a rocky friendship. But the memories over that time are many! Still trying to figure out who came up with the orange juice pee idea... oh wait nvm... that would be tiffany-lynn. Wow this seems like forever ago... I remember you always had a kind heart. Was a great friend to have!
YAY isn't the past fun... Cheers!"

14)Adam

"Personaly can't remember a whole hell of a lot about Krista.... the common occurance is getting plastered to the point of not remembering it.... so thus my memories are somewhat non existant... but we've managed to get you some furniture and have many an odd yet interesting conversation and get some damn good food..."

15)Stephanie

"lol, ok, I've got one! Me you and Jessica were drinking..just walking around and we walked across that icey field and you got your foot caught in the ice and lost your shoe. You were soaked, intoxicated and without a shoe! Man that was so funny after it was all said and done."

16)Jingjing

"Umm... but there's so many fond memories?? How will I list them?
1. watching your stupid work related video
2. getting your number from the cards at The Edge
3. walking Rambo
4. bright white faces in photos... i swear, i'm not azn, i'm white!
5. Russell Peters....need I say more?
6. riding the horses at Honest Lawyers and the yard of beer?!

I think there's more, but these are the ones i remember right now :P
Oh yea!!
7. BANGS!!!! hahahahaha

17)Tai

Hehehe...I know I have been slow...so I blame it on my endless school work and labs...
So here it goes:
I remeber Krista as:
- the girl who is Mike's other girl friend
- the girl who got nice assets as Jing's.
- the girl who has a bity pup Rambo which is the most adorable thing and shakes like mad.
- the girl who breaks her thumb nail bowling in style
- the girl who is obssessed with facebook... haha
OK.. girlfriend, kisses and hugs...and lots of luv...

Oh Yeh, reply to Jing's... you still need to come by sometimes and get my mom to cut your Bangs... hehe

Questions to ask... Hmmmm

1)Where do you see me when I'm forty? What will I be doing? :Jason
2)If you were describing me to someone how would you go about it? :Brian
3)What kind of parent do you see me as? Do you think I should have kids at all? :Alicia
4)Why are you my friend? :Guillaume
5)What do you think I should be when I grow up? :Mark
6)Have you at any point had a crush on me? :Matt
7)If you were to picture me in your mind... what am I wearing? :Joseph
8)If you could describe me in 6 words what would they be? :Krista
9)Have I ever hurt you and if so please tell me how and how I can make it up? :Kirk
10)Tell me what you don't like about me so I can work on it. : Mathew
11)If you were to picture me right now.. what would I be doing and what would I be wearing? :Jordan
12)How many times do you see me getting married? : Karen
13)Which celebrity do you remind me of? :Alex
14)How many drinks do you think it would take to get me to sleep with you? :Tony
15)If you had the power to change 4 things about me... what would they be and why? :Brandon
16)If I was to disappear... what would you do? Fatima

Back in Ottawa

So my attempt to run away in search of super powers has left me empty handed and a bit disenchanted...

My childhood bed where I have been spending quite a lot of time recently, you see, was once the magical vessel which took me on adventures that would simply blow my mind. It would become a raft carrying me down a peaceful bubbling brook past feilds of tall grass, the fresh and free aroma of wild flowers would fill the air, the joyus singing of birds in the nearby weaping willow trees swaying in the cool breeze would bring an all engulfing sense of contentment over and through me.

It was where I would wait for my prince to rescue me. He would pick me up into his strong embrace and shelter me from the falling debree as all around me would crumble into dust. We would gaze into each other's eyes and ride off into the sunset to begin our happily ever after.

I would glide over breath taking scenic landscapes on my "magic carpet". I would lounge amongst the clouds, watch the stars sparkle, dance in the rain, bathe in the sun rays (At this point I was un-notified of the harm of these rays... )

My pillows surrounding me made for a fortress so strong (made strong by the magical spell put forth upon it by my guardian angel). I was safe from all who may attempt to cause me harm. The pillows were my walls, and I was safe.

If I was to put the covers over my head... I would vanish into thin air. I was free from any and all troubles as long as I was hoping hard enough and believing strongly enough and holding the blankets up and over with enough drive... I could disappear.. yet never fear lonelyness.

I was unable to disappear this time around. Some of the magic seemed to have faded. My quest is to recapture it and if possible transport it here to Ottawa so I can once again role into a cluster of pillows, warm and shaping. To have the feeling as though I am being cuddled back, safe, and once again... on an adventure... not alone... safe.

My goal shall be reached ;)

RAMBO!

I'm off to Ottawa again tomorrow and my heart is heavy. I once again have to leave my baby here in Toronto due to the lack of animal transportation possibilities from Toronto to Ottawa :S
This post is also an experiment to see if I can figure out how to put up pictures with my posts as this may make it a whole lot more interesting :P

Family day

Family day is a new holiday and new traditions have been made. I will go over my activities of the day as well as some good old memories pertaining to life with my family... here we go:

*Family Day Quote of 2008*

"Shut up! It's Family Day!" ~ My eldest brother to me and then later in the conversation from my father to the both of us LOL

Activities done on Family Day:

- Daddy and daughter shopping (it worked out for me quite well ;) I hope this will become a tradition! LOL)
- Movie day + eating too much and not doing any work (other than housework to make things easier on the family... makes sense...)
- Going to little Italy to see my father's girlfriend's mother... I really want to learn that kiss on both cheeks thing... which cheek goes first??? God forbid I make a mistake and plant one on a eighty year olds lips... that would be more play than I've had in a long time and may just possibly be detrimental to my sex drive and ego...lmao
- Visit my grandmother in her retirement facility which is a nicer place than most resorts I have been to (minus all of the old people jk jk jk
- Convince my grandmother to call my phone and leave a message of her singing a Latvian lullaby to me so that I may learn it and record it to sing when she passes (kinda morbid? I think so...)
- Go to Swiss Chalet! "A virgin strawberry daquari for the kids" ~ Dad LOL We are all in our mid to late twenties...
- Drop off dad's girlfriend and return home to watch a movie we all agree on (FAT CHANCE! ... One we can all stand... that works ;)
-When everyone was snug asleep in their beds I stayed up and had a screw driver or two with the dogs and watched happy chick flicks until my toes curled, legs tensed and kicked, face hurt from smiling and both puppies were spoiled with hugs and kisses (I know... I'm a huge nerd who will die alone... BUT WITH PUPPIES WHO LOVE ME! lol)

All and all, a pretty sweet family day! The only thing I would have done differently would have been to see my mother. During this trip I make it my mission to somehow go and see her. I love you mom!

Now for some reminiscing about my family and life when with them:

- My father, eldest brother, middle brother and grandmother all have cds... I on the other hand do not. I was though in the Scarborough choir, talent shows, a karaoke connoisseur, shower diva, sing along champ, open mic superstar ect... not to toot my own horn LOL There WILL be a cd out! Just wait! LOL
- My dad sings gospel
- My eldest brother tours with his black metal band
- My grandma sang church Christmas carols in Latvian
- My middle brother did electronica
* Yes they all have other jobs as well ;)
- When my family drives by the Bass Pro Shop in Vaughn, we are all made to salute out the car window LOL
- We all know pretty much every word to the musicals Les Miserables, The Rocky Horror Picture Show and The Labyrinth
- We all know pretty much every word to every Elvis, Beetles or Rod Stewart song ever written
- Just like at my apartment in Ottawa, pictures of my mother are displayed everywhere here. True love never dies!
- Once I went out on my pool deck when taking out the puppies on a visit home from school and I found a 3lb large mouth bass just swimming around the now unchlorinated pool...
- My eldest brother once brought home a bucket with three tiny black kittens soaking wet that he had found abandoned at our old farm. I cleaned them up and took care of them... I miss them
- We used to have a cockatoo (I think it was) that used to say "Shut up Tim... shut up Tim" hahaha I taught him that... my brother HATED it hahahahaha


Alright, it's late and I really want an apple... I'll write back later ;)

P.S Write messages! I need encouragement to keep me interested and entertained! I know people read this as there have been over 120 views so far... put your two cents it! I don't bite hard :P

Life in Toronto

Life in Ottawa is much different than life in Toronto for me as in Ottawa a lot of the work I do is confidential while in Toronto I am free to tell my stories :)

Today I woke up to my brother leaving for band practice (http://www.eclipseeternal.com/links-to-pages.html)

...and a amphibian and reptile show in Mississauga.

We met up later at the Canon theater down town Toronto to see "We Will Rock you" (The musical by QUEEN and Ben Elton. WOW!!!!!! It blew my mind!!!!!!! http://www.wewillrockyou.ca/

After this I went to a dinner party with my future publisher (if I so choose to go with her). Here there was talk about commissioning me to write a book about my dealings with the Endometriosis Association (http://www.endo-online.org/) as well as my personal experiences with the disease (medicalization and refusal to give up on having children in the future by going with experimental treatments instead of a hysterectomy). With everything else I have been through in my life, this did not seem like the thing I would be asked to write about but it's food for thought...

During this dinner meeting I received a phone call from an employer in Ottawa asking for references for a friend Trevor who did not inform me prior that he was using me for this purpose... NOTE TO ALL... You need to tell me in advance! lol I was forced to reschedule until tomorrow as I was in a meeting of my own.

Alright, the boys are up stairs waiting to start a movie with me so I have to be on my way. I'll try to write back soon.

Dream hug me until we meet again ;)

RANDOM!

Alright, I was off of my game with the last post, and it was a bit too bitter for my taste, and I do not want to leave it like that as it isn't me and isn't showing off who I am which is kinda the point of this blog? Really ... I don't know what the point of this blog is... kinda hoping someone else would fill me in on the reason and motivation... lol

Now to keep with my promise to stop acting like a love sick puppy once Valentines day was over (because really, if the higher powers feel as though I am the only one good enough to be with me... how can I argue with that kind of logic :P I'd do me and see me the next day!) here we go ;)

Yesterday I was writing the blog while packing, being horribly hung over, talking to a new friend...
-On That Note Check This Out! http://www.twoguysfromtoronto.com/?id=98
...and listening to my room mate explode in pure happiness about her bf's arrival, being jealous (real time consumer that one LOL), going through numerous pictures taken of me, detaging on facebook, cleaning, candy gathering, unsalting my purse... you know, the usual :P

I was originally going to take an early bus but I was slow and was enjoying the combination of activities I was engaged in. I took a cab to the Greyhound station and OMG the line! It was out of this world. The bus was supposed to be there at 7 but it was an hour late. Three buses showed up and I was still not on one :O I was left there waiting until 10:30 for a bus 3.5 hours waiting!

So this is what came out of it...

-The brand Yum Yum chips seem to have a monopoly on the chip business in both bowling allies and bus stations in Ottawa
-Macaulay Culkin bought Marylin Manson his first pack of smokes during the production on Party Monster. True odd fact! Check it out! :P
-If you have two bunnies that don't get along, what you need to do apparently is put them together and go for a car ride. It makes them bond... apparently bunnies are stubborn and go by first impressions...but a car cruise together takes that away... I like scenic drives too... and my room mate does call me a bunny... coincidence? I think so LOL
-I have been looking for Jolly Rancher candies for weeks now and have been unable to locate any. I even made an intoxicated 1am phone call on a dare to Loebs to see if I could run over there... No luck :( Where have all the Jolly Rancher's gone???? I want Green Apple! I want it real baaaaad ;)
-Hearing about love reminds me that it does still exist and instead of feeling sad about not having it I should feel blessed to have so much around me (See Jing! I'm trying! Hahahahahaha Seriously though, I LUV you and Nick and I do wish you all the best and you know you LOVE me being jealous of you for something ;) You have a wonderful thing going and you both deserve it! I have already begun writing the speech for your wedding in which I was designated to do *clears throat* I'll surprise you :P Muahahaha OPEN BAR IS A MUST!
-Breaking out into dance when your alone in a room full of strangers vs with a friend... VERY DIFFERENT reactions! lol
-I do enjoy talking to strangers... and if one offers me candy... I just may accept depending on my sweet tooth. Like the time Jing and I found ourselves in an XXX store and the cash register guy sparked up a conversation and offered us Dibs... yes we have accepted candy from a stranger in a porn store... RANDOM! LOL
-If I was a talent scout I would be entertained always
-Do men in bus washrooms still stand to pee and if so... how?
-I should not be allowed to listen to Micheal Jackson in public as I am still in need to fight the urge to grab my crotch
-What do women with drawn on eyebrows do when it's raining out and they have forgotten their umbrella?

As you can tell... I had limited entertainment resources at my disposal while waiting and I befriended some interestingish people LOL

Okay there friends, acquaintances, imaginary lovers, strangers, stalkers etc. I am off to enjoy life! Join me! (I meant in spirit! Freaking stalkers Pfft) lmao

Valentines day

I was told a number of things this Valentines day and I went through a LOT!!!! Grrrrr lol

1) Happy Discount Candy's Eve! : Very clever Julie

2) Happy Corporate Marketing Scheme! : True and sad Rob

3) I was called pretty by a homeless man covered in soup after he fell on me...

4) I was given a cupcake by a girl in class and told "Happy Valen...oh I give up" : Unknown name but thank you!

5) Guy-Do you smell that?
Me-Smell what?
Guy- It smells like supdog
Me- What's supdog?
Guy- Not much. What sup wich you?
hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe

6) I was bought lunch by a married Lesbian woman: Thank you and LOVE you Nina!!!!

7) At both of my exams today I was told that my life would now be better... lonely liars! LOL

8) "It's good to see you... this is ____________." : Running into people you used to date who are now dating someone else while you are not... NOT COOL! SOOO NOT COOL! I did look good though... I SUITED UP! hehehe ooooooooooo Jing looked at me and said "BURN!"

9) I went for desert with 7 lady friends at Oh So Good in the market... listened too all the nice things their boyfriends who are out of the area did for them... yadda, yadda, yadda... Jing told everyone I was her Valentine...and then added because her boyfriend wasn't here until the next day and I am alone. Booooooo

10) Adam called and had had a wonderful date with a doctor who invited him up to her apartment and then told him she was going to go to sleep... so he called me and we drank...and drank...and drank some more

11) While waiting for Adam at the Heart and Crown... for 15 minutes ALONE with only standing room!!! Happy Guilt trip ;) He couldn't find a place to park so we went to the Royal Oak on Laurier... wow the drunken teens chugging beer!!! Sooooo Romantic... ummm I also ran into a group of friends who ended up partying with us, teaching me Latvian again and sign language... Christa is a hottie and she speaks my native tongue. I do not think that we've ever hung out without alcohol around though...hmmm

12) I was hit on apparently by a lot of people (not to boast *dusts shoulder*)but was completely oblivious and was thus told about it later as friends laughed at me and announced that that is in fact the reason to why I am single... I just don't see it lol I am a random flirt who doesn't seem to catch on to the hints... something to work on I guess *shrugs*

13) I woke up alone... as per usual... not in pjs but as though I changed out of my suit and into another full outfit...with my $150 Guess purse filled with salt, a digital camera filled with snap shots of my clevage taken from across a large wooden table, a napkin rose folded in my pocket, 24 people talking to me on msn, covered nearly completely in 28 pillows as though I couldn't find my blankets and in an intoxicated attempt to keep warm covered myself...( the blanket was on the left side of the bed...I'm funny hahaha)

Now today is the day after Valentines day and my room mate is fixing up the apartment for her awaited LOVVVVVVVVVAAAAAA sooooo I's gots to go. I went to the mall earlier and bought a LOT of discounted candy to give the boys back home and I am off!

Oh oh... BIG ENDING!!! Check out the love song for this year ;)http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vy9C9UpC7qk

I will be gone for a while but I'll try to post when there...maybe... possibly

36 Ways to Know a First Date IS NOT Going Well

1) When you show them a picture of your puppy and they tell you they eat dog
2) When a date of a drink ends as soon as the last sip is completed
3) When they keep complementing your appearence and then let you know that you would be a perfect physical replacement for their ex
4) When they invite you to a place where there know a bunch of people and introduce you as a business assiciate
5) When they take you for a scenic drive and whip "it" out
6) When they give you a candy with an insect inside and expect you to eat it
7) When you can't get over the fact that they really smell like mold :S
8) When you've only seen pictures of them before the date and you can not recognize them in any way other than their race when meeting
9) When they take the cheque and say you'll have to "work it off"
10) When they ask you to marry them
11) When they make fun of what you order
12) When they tell you that they were once found non criminally responsible due to mental disease or defect (NCR) for the crime of carrying an illegal weapon
13) When they come to your house and without asking start taking stuff from your fridge
14) When they tell you that they really have a significant other but want to see what's out there and if it's better than they'll go
15) When they are too nervous to get out a coherent sentence
16) When a drunk across the way tells you (or them in this matter) that you're too good for them... it's pretty much a mood killer :S
17) When they tell you that they're just in it for the physical as soon as you meet
18) When they have a breakdown and spill out all that is depressing in the world
19) When they start to point out ways for you to improve yourself in their eyes
20) When they tell you that they have a problem with commitment and often dissapear after the first date
21) When they don't let you out of their car until you start to look seriously frightened
22) When they hold your arm so hard you go home with bruises
23) When they begin the riffle off all of their past criminal charges
24) When they ask who would know if you went missing
25) When they show up looking completely stoned out of their tree
26) When they tell you that what they're interested in is finding someone to post naked for them on their car
27) When they bring a friend along for whatever reason they may have without warning you
28) When you get bored to the point that you're jabbing yourself in the thigh to stay awake
29) When their phone continuously goes off with phone calls that they "just have to take" (I must admit I was on the other side of this before due to my job but the person I was with was warned before hand)
30) When they ask you if you enjoy naked photos and then hand you some of themselves
31) When they hit on the waitress... more than you lol
32) When you thought you were going out as friends and then somehow it's turned into a date but you REALLY aren't interested in it being that way at that time
33) When they tell you that they're actually in town on a visit and that they actually work and live 15 hours away
34) When you can't stop thinking about how much in real life they resemble a sibling or parent of yours *shudder*
35) When they talk about all of the people they are sleeping with at that time
36)When a women from a near by shelter smacks your date, pours apple juice over your head, steals your date's car stereo faceplate and runs away and you need to call your room mate for emotional support and a towel as you wait to make a police report... It could happen... (looks around awkwardly)

It's sad to say but I have more... just can't think of them at this moment. Feel encouraged to add your own in the comments section!

Who do you see me with and why?

After being told the reasons for why I am single I thought that the next logical question should be.... who should I be with? Here are some of the answers I was given by people that know me. I just may die alone...

lmao

Jing (9:34 PM)
"Brad Pitt because he's HOT!"

Me: I like the way you think... or are you just wanting me to get with Brad Pitt so that he might move in with us, get us in to restricted parties, take us on exotic trips, make us into instant celebrities... your motives seem pure. I'll put him on the list :P

Aiden (10:06 PM):
"Chyna the wrestler? Because she's wicked strong, unfortunately she's out of work. =("

Me: Why are you trying to set me up with an out of work chick who could KILL me with one hand? She is quite entertaining though... LOL She'll go on the list!

James (10:10 PM)
"Ferris Bullar on his day off!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I could soooooooooooo see you in that movie!!!!!!!!"

Me: Buahahahahahahahahahaha I always wanted to ride on a float lip-sinking and doing the mashed potato!! He is soooooooooooo going on the list! LOL

Nick (10:16 PM):
"Angelina Jolie...because she's hot and crazy"

Me: And you see me as hot and crazy so we're a match made in a perfect world or because opposites attract and I'm... ummmmmm I'll go with perfect world scenario... THANK YOU! hehehe

Anthony (10:21 PM)
"You need to be with someone as out there as you! LOL Stephen Lynch!!! You two would be a comedy team that would bust guts everywhere!"

Me:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u2w4-Y5u-sw He is freaking helarious! Some of his lyrics are just wrong! As a femanist and a general member of the human race I must state that. Now that that is out of the way... Listening to him I cry a little laughing a lot :P

Amanda (10:30 PM)
"Someone beautiful inside and out with a ton of money!!! $$$$$$$$ ;)"

Me: And who might this be? Do we have a name to go with that? Male/Female? Tell you what... you finish your initial thought as you have me intrigued and I'll put them on the list ;)

Richard (10:35 PM)
"Anyone from the band Broomfiller because you could definatly do worse!"

Me: Great way to plug your band! Hahaha Alright folks, yes... I was in the Broomfiller music video when I lived back in Toronto... I'm the chicka with two buns on my head hugging my special friend at the time with the pig tails at the end... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HK_J14K_UCQ In this video we are actually driving around down town Toronto and I am in shot gun looking for police as what we were doing was actually... not supposed to happen... GOOD TIMES! I'm a big nerd hahah

Rob: (11:30 PM)
"It's much less of a who, but much more of a what. I see 6 cats, a hamster that torments them all and frequent visits from the Magnotta delivery boy - but much more for delivery of wine and absolutely not for Krista-fun.
You know ... that's if you don't move back to Toronto and cause a fight between Derek and I. Then one of us schmucks."

Rob: (11:31 PM)
"Oh - I never said why ... did I? Do I need to? LOL"

Me: 6 cats, a hamster, a Magnotta delivery boy, you and Derek. Wow you see a lot in my future! And I was scared I'd be bored and alone! LOL I enjoy that it seems like you really thought about this and then came up with a vision for me... hmmm

Adam: (11:36 PM)
"I see _________ with a big breasted male midget because hell... anything beats the other douche's shes dated"

Me: Ouch! Point made... There's nothing wrong with little people though! People are people! There is however something to be said for someone I need to get on my tip toes to look straight in the eye and kiss... Damn Valentines day... When it's over I promise to stop focusing on this subject matter... until then...

I'll do more of this tomorrow but I have class early so I'm going to go to bed with dreams of Brad Pitt, Chyna, Ferris Bullar, Angelina Jolie, Stephen Lynch, someone beautiful inside and out and rich, the band Broomfiller, 6 cats, a hamster, a Magnotta delivery boy, Rob, Derek and a big breasted male midget... oooooooooh dear...

SWEET DREAMS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LOL

Why am I single?

These are the reasons some people think I am still single...
Readers discretion is advised. Please do not take a big sip of your drink and then read this as I will not be held responsible for the spittage of liquids your screens :P

Eric- (6:07 PM):
"You're just to hot for men to handle"

Me- I think you may have a good point there my friend...

Julie- (6:03 PM):
"Is it because you eat the heads of your mates after copulation? That used to be my problem.. until I discovered--poutine and now poutine is the reason I am single"

Me- I would need to copulate before this would be a possible reason... but I appreciate your sharing and I have researched some places for you to call to get help with this ;)

Aiden (6:10 PM):
"Because being single means you're not required to share your booze."

Me- You must not know most of my friends... I ALWAYS share my booze. Damn friends...lol

Mark (6:12 PM):
"Because you won't sleep with me."

Me-Yup! lol

Chris (6:24 PM):
"Ask me again after letting me take you out."

Me- ummmmmmmmmmmmm

Derek (6:27 PM)
"The only reason you are single is because I'm in Toronto ;)."

Me- Tease! You're one of the biggest playboys I know (I'm lying but you're a big one!) ... Thank you... *blushes* hehehe

Michael (6:35 PM):
"Use a Ouija board and ask the spirits. I'm gay!"

Me: And this comes from the man I've slept the most with in nearly three years... sad... so sad... sleep... no seriously, it was just sleep HE IS GAY! LOL

Rob (6:39 PM):
"You know what? In my thinking, I've come up with this: You're single because you're actually Ted Rogers disguised as a cute single girl, but just like "We have a great mobile service", everyone can totally see through the bullshit.
Thus you actually aren't single. You liar."

Me: My secret is out... but so is yours... You called me a "cute single girl" OH YA BABY! I mean... thank you kindly *huggles*

Anthony (7:22 PM):
"I thought you were gay... where did the gay go? There goes my fantasy...are you even a little gay still?"

Me: CALM DOWN! Stop bringing me into your fantasy world! I am who I am and am not it for your entertainment.... CALM DOWN! lol

Julia (7:25 PM):
"Because you love me. You've always loved me, and you will always love me. Stop denying it and do me already!!!!!!!!!!!"

Me- Okay

Matt (7:40 PM):
"Because you like it too much."

Me: Damn lie!

James (8:02 PM):
" It's because you date douche bags who don't deserve you. Pass on the douche! You don't need it!"

Me: I think this is a, "thank you" kinda moment...Thank you!

Jing (9:02 PM):
"I pick at all the choises you have...and they sux...btw....sorry about the last one."

Me: Not totally your fault. I fell on my own...booooooooo Forgive me though if next time you try to set me up I hand you my heart conveniently pre-ripped out of my chest to save time. He was great other than the hurty stuff *pouts*

Nick - (9:11 PM):
"It's because there's already a man in your life...his name is Rambo."

Me: This is a good point... but Rambo is 5lbs and a literal dog. I don't mean to sound overly picky... but I would also like to have a human in my life not related and to whom I want to jump... pretty please :P


Now I am going to go eat some fresh home made Congee and ponder how to remedy this...

No I do not have a straight face right now...
Buahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaa!

Welcome to my life

Hello all!

Well... I used to have a blog that delt with my "love" life (or the circus... umm) and I still have a blog about my life with my room mate Jing (Jingsta Chronicles here on blogspot). The one written with Jing has few entries and they are far between... the other one I realized that I didn't really want to share... so here we are with the new one which will try to only write about the randomness which is my life in a random WT^ way.

Read on, leave comments and don't judge me!

lmao