After being told the reasons for why I am single I thought that the next logical question should be.... who should I be with? Here are some of the answers I was given by people that know me. I just may die alone...
lmao
Jing (9:34 PM)
"Brad Pitt because he's HOT!"
Me: I like the way you think... or are you just wanting me to get with Brad Pitt so that he might move in with us, get us in to restricted parties, take us on exotic trips, make us into instant celebrities... your motives seem pure. I'll put him on the list :P
Aiden (10:06 PM):
"Chyna the wrestler? Because she's wicked strong, unfortunately she's out of work. =("
Me: Why are you trying to set me up with an out of work chick who could KILL me with one hand? She is quite entertaining though... LOL She'll go on the list!
James (10:10 PM)
"Ferris Bullar on his day off!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I could soooooooooooo see you in that movie!!!!!!!!"
Me: Buahahahahahahahahahaha I always wanted to ride on a float lip-sinking and doing the mashed potato!! He is soooooooooooo going on the list! LOL
Nick (10:16 PM):
"Angelina Jolie...because she's hot and crazy"
Me: And you see me as hot and crazy so we're a match made in a perfect world or because opposites attract and I'm... ummmmmm I'll go with perfect world scenario... THANK YOU! hehehe
Anthony (10:21 PM)
"You need to be with someone as out there as you! LOL Stephen Lynch!!! You two would be a comedy team that would bust guts everywhere!"
Me:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u2w4-Y5u-sw He is freaking helarious! Some of his lyrics are just wrong! As a femanist and a general member of the human race I must state that. Now that that is out of the way... Listening to him I cry a little laughing a lot :P
Amanda (10:30 PM)
"Someone beautiful inside and out with a ton of money!!! $$$$$$$$ ;)"
Me: And who might this be? Do we have a name to go with that? Male/Female? Tell you what... you finish your initial thought as you have me intrigued and I'll put them on the list ;)
Richard (10:35 PM)
"Anyone from the band Broomfiller because you could definatly do worse!"
Me: Great way to plug your band! Hahaha Alright folks, yes... I was in the Broomfiller music video when I lived back in Toronto... I'm the chicka with two buns on my head hugging my special friend at the time with the pig tails at the end... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HK_J14K_UCQ In this video we are actually driving around down town Toronto and I am in shot gun looking for police as what we were doing was actually... not supposed to happen... GOOD TIMES! I'm a big nerd hahah
Rob: (11:30 PM)
"It's much less of a who, but much more of a what. I see 6 cats, a hamster that torments them all and frequent visits from the Magnotta delivery boy - but much more for delivery of wine and absolutely not for Krista-fun.
You know ... that's if you don't move back to Toronto and cause a fight between Derek and I. Then one of us schmucks."
Rob: (11:31 PM)
"Oh - I never said why ... did I? Do I need to? LOL"
Me: 6 cats, a hamster, a Magnotta delivery boy, you and Derek. Wow you see a lot in my future! And I was scared I'd be bored and alone! LOL I enjoy that it seems like you really thought about this and then came up with a vision for me... hmmm
Adam: (11:36 PM)
"I see _________ with a big breasted male midget because hell... anything beats the other douche's shes dated"
Me: Ouch! Point made... There's nothing wrong with little people though! People are people! There is however something to be said for someone I need to get on my tip toes to look straight in the eye and kiss... Damn Valentines day... When it's over I promise to stop focusing on this subject matter... until then...
I'll do more of this tomorrow but I have class early so I'm going to go to bed with dreams of Brad Pitt, Chyna, Ferris Bullar, Angelina Jolie, Stephen Lynch, someone beautiful inside and out and rich, the band Broomfiller, 6 cats, a hamster, a Magnotta delivery boy, Rob, Derek and a big breasted male midget... oooooooooh dear...
SWEET DREAMS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LOL
4 comments:
maybe brad and angelina will adopt you.
That's my plan!!!!!!
The funny thing is that the people who picked Angelina and Brad for me are a couple themselves who didn't plan it LOL The female picked the male for me and the male chose the female... underlying reasoning...???? lol
underlying SEXY reasons.
altho i would pass on angelina, she still freaks me out. i just don't know if you can drink billy bobs blood and ever live it down in my eyes.
She does have some issues... I think that just means that she'd fit into my colorful array of past romances... not last long... be great for a while and then crash and burn. What was that saying again???? Oh ya, better to have loved and lost than never loved at all... what a load! hahaha
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