Friday, February 15, 2008

Valentines day

I was told a number of things this Valentines day and I went through a LOT!!!! Grrrrr lol

1) Happy Discount Candy's Eve! : Very clever Julie

2) Happy Corporate Marketing Scheme! : True and sad Rob

3) I was called pretty by a homeless man covered in soup after he fell on me...

4) I was given a cupcake by a girl in class and told "Happy Valen...oh I give up" : Unknown name but thank you!

5) Guy-Do you smell that?
Me-Smell what?
Guy- It smells like supdog
Me- What's supdog?
Guy- Not much. What sup wich you?
hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe

6) I was bought lunch by a married Lesbian woman: Thank you and LOVE you Nina!!!!

7) At both of my exams today I was told that my life would now be better... lonely liars! LOL

8) "It's good to see you... this is ____________." : Running into people you used to date who are now dating someone else while you are not... NOT COOL! SOOO NOT COOL! I did look good though... I SUITED UP! hehehe ooooooooooo Jing looked at me and said "BURN!"

9) I went for desert with 7 lady friends at Oh So Good in the market... listened too all the nice things their boyfriends who are out of the area did for them... yadda, yadda, yadda... Jing told everyone I was her Valentine...and then added because her boyfriend wasn't here until the next day and I am alone. Booooooo

10) Adam called and had had a wonderful date with a doctor who invited him up to her apartment and then told him she was going to go to sleep... so he called me and we drank...and drank...and drank some more

11) While waiting for Adam at the Heart and Crown... for 15 minutes ALONE with only standing room!!! Happy Guilt trip ;) He couldn't find a place to park so we went to the Royal Oak on Laurier... wow the drunken teens chugging beer!!! Sooooo Romantic... ummm I also ran into a group of friends who ended up partying with us, teaching me Latvian again and sign language... Christa is a hottie and she speaks my native tongue. I do not think that we've ever hung out without alcohol around though...hmmm

12) I was hit on apparently by a lot of people (not to boast *dusts shoulder*)but was completely oblivious and was thus told about it later as friends laughed at me and announced that that is in fact the reason to why I am single... I just don't see it lol I am a random flirt who doesn't seem to catch on to the hints... something to work on I guess *shrugs*

13) I woke up alone... as per usual... not in pjs but as though I changed out of my suit and into another full outfit...with my $150 Guess purse filled with salt, a digital camera filled with snap shots of my clevage taken from across a large wooden table, a napkin rose folded in my pocket, 24 people talking to me on msn, covered nearly completely in 28 pillows as though I couldn't find my blankets and in an intoxicated attempt to keep warm covered myself...( the blanket was on the left side of the bed...I'm funny hahaha)

Now today is the day after Valentines day and my room mate is fixing up the apartment for her awaited LOVVVVVVVVVAAAAAA sooooo I's gots to go. I went to the mall earlier and bought a LOT of discounted candy to give the boys back home and I am off!

Oh oh... BIG ENDING!!! Check out the love song for this year ;)http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vy9C9UpC7qk

I will be gone for a while but I'll try to post when there...maybe... possibly

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